


“Banquet food is always too salty, too rich and too greasy. And the dishes are always more or less the same.” This is not a person speaking, it is actually the translation of a Cantonese dialogue I had to memorize from an early lesson (“At The Banquet”) in my language classes. Little did I know how useful the phrases in this chapter would be: “This dish is too fattening and has too much MSG.” “Do you think this abalone comes from a can?”
The restaurant lights dim, a squadron of waiters bursts through the kitchen doors balancing platters heavy with roast suckling pigs, their eyes replaced by little red electric bulbs that blink on and off and on again. (Since this wacky performance piece is the standard intro nowadays for every Chinese banquet from Toronto to New York to Hong Kong, nobody pays any attention to it.)
Then course after course quickly follows (usually 8, since 8 is the lucky Chinese number). A big soup of chicken and pork, with a faintly medicinal herbal fragrance (Soups, in Chinese culture, often do double duty as health tonics). A giant fish, steamed --usually until rubbery. Then, finally, little bowls of noodles and fried rice signal the meal’s end. (In a polite touch, the host saves the starchy staples until the last course, so that guests may fill their bellies with more expensive foods first).



"I looked up and saw the big wave coming. And I just gave up. I thought I was going to die. But then I didn't. The wave caught me and dragged me in through the window of someone else's house. I held on. The house was swept up like a boat. I don't remember what happened next, but when the water receded, I was alive in someone else's house."
What an incredible story! I tell him, and start to smile. But no one else in the room is smiling. And then another fisherman says, in a low voice: "He lost his wife. The wave saved him but swept her away."
Three naked grey-haired women sink into the sizzling hot, milky-white waters of the Demon Face Outdoor Bath at Noji Onsen, chattering merrily among themselves. They smile across the rising steam at the foreigner (also naked, save for the requisite wet towel draped on top of her head), and I smile back. An onsen, or hot springs, is one of the happiest places you can be in Japan. Even when the onsen is in Fukushima.Oh, by the way, because of spam issues, I've had to disable comments on this blog. If you'd like to comment, you're welcome to head over to my Facebook page--the link is over there in the left hand column. I'm also on Twitter: @Daisann_McLane.
To my surprise, one of the women immediately shoots me a question. My translator Keiko, soaking in the bath beside me, chuckles. “They’re speaking Tohoku dialect,” she says. “It’s different from standard Japanese--more raw and direct. She wants to know how old you think they are.”
I hesitate for a minute; it’s really hard to tell. In the unforgiving sunlight of the outdoor bath, the women’s skin looks droopy and wizened. But the three ladies descended the slippery stone steps into the rotenburo far more gracefully than me. I make a guess, and shave off five years just in case: Sixty eight? Maybe 70? Keiko translates, and the Tohoko-speaking women hoot with laughter. “No! Wrong! We are 85. See how healthy we are? We Japanese have the highest life expectancy in the world.”



It's official: New York City is the most walkable city in the U.S. But what's even more exciting, for me, is that my Brooklyn neighborhood, Park Slope, ranks even higher in walk-ability than the city as a whole, chalking up a score of 97 out of 100 on the walk-o-meter. As a hard-core walker who's never owned a car in her life, it figures I'd end up in one of the most foot-friendly corners of the walking-est city in the nation.
"Until I learn a place with my feet, I never really feel like I know it." That's what I wrote in a Real Travel column of mine called "Traveling in Stride.", and it's especially true for me and my Brooklyn nabe.
Here, I walk everywhere, and it is an endless pleasure, particularly in the summer and early fall in this tree-filled enclave (trees--their shade, anyway--are a walker's best friend).
There is so much to do, and all within a ten minute walking radius of where I live. This is my benchmark for "place", when I travel. No matter where I am in the world, I'm always looking for a hotel or guesthouse that's located in the center of an area I can comfortably explore on foot. It doesn't have to be a famous place--in fact it's better if it isn't. I prefer digging into what I call the "hyper-local"--picking a few blocks, and letting my feet guide me to the surprises and delights of everything inside the perimeter.
What I'm really looking for, of course, is a hotel that's the equivalent of my Brooklyn apartment.
So,
let's pretend you are all guests in my Brooklyn "hotel." And, in the
spirit of the hyper-local, I'll give you a personal guided day tour of
my super-walkable neighborhood. All the following sights, eats and
activities are within a 15 minute walk of my nearest subway station, the
Q/B stop at 7th Avenue, Brooklyn.
Let's start where everything begins: with morning coffee, of course. We're spoiled for choice here, so I tend to hang out where there's also good stuff to eat. Cafe Regular, a tiny French-style coffeeshop with four cafe tables outside, has free wifi and delicious chocolate croissants, so I often head there. But the competition is stiff, since my other "regular", Prospect Perk Cafe also has free wifi and carries the best bagels in Brooklyn, from the Bagel Hole bakery. They're small, chewy, not at all like any you've ever tasted before, and worth a subway ride to experience!
After coffee, it's time for the mandatory neighborhood experience: a stroll through the magnificent Prospect Park. It was designed by the same architect, Frederic Law Olmstead, who designed New York's Central Park--except Olmstead considered his Brooklyn park a great improvement over the Manhattan one. It's wilder, with beautiful broad open vistas (there's an enormous "Long Meadow,", real forests and a giant pond.
Walking here is really great at any time of day, but it's particularly cool to come to Prospect Park in the evening, when the Celebrate Brooklyn concert series brings top musical artists from all genres to the park bandshell--for free ($3 donation suggested).
Worked up an appetite for lunch yet? Come with me! The Brooklyn Larder is a locavore's heaven of a charcuterie, where slow foodies can luxuriate in exotic farm cheeses, hand-picked condiments, crackers and chocolates from all over the world, and a selection of killer handmade sandwiches. When I'm far away in Hong Kong, I actually dream of their BLT, made with homemade bacon, handmade mayo, and ripe heirloom tomatoes. (Better get one soon: when tomato season is over, so are the BLTs at this very serious locavore foodie emporium).
The antidote to the indulgence of Brooklyn Larder is right around the corner--Brooklyn Yoga School. It's housed on the second story of a beautiful old brownstone with a rounded glass greenhouse-style window--in the early 1900s, the building was a fancy restaurant. But the architecture isn't the only special thing about my local yoga center---the classes are donation-only, pay what you can ($5 minimum suggested). So if you feel like you need to stretch your heels and hamstrings from all that walking, this is the place.
Fifth Avenue, nearby, is becoming the go-to strip for vintage, and locally made clothing in Brooklyn. I can easily while away a few hours poking through the second-hand racks at Beacon's Closet, or trying on cool retro-style dresses at Flirt, a store that not only showcases local designers like Karina, the creator of my "perfect" travel dress, but also offers sewing lessons!
Fifth Avenue and its cross streets are where most of my fave local restaurants are located, too. My favorites are always changing, and the scene is fluid, but right now my shortlist of recommended dishes includes:
the tasty fresh Atlantic oysters at Brooklyn Fish Camp,
the spicy Chicken (franguhino) de piri-piri at Portuguese/Corsican/Spanish spot Convivium Oesteria, and
whatever's on the daily menu at the pan-Latin resto Palo Santo.
I'm just scratching the surface here--I'll have more for you on the culinary delights of what is arguably one of America's most buzzing new areas for food and restaurants in a future post.
In the meantime, I hope you'll put on a good comfortable pair of shoes and explore the hyper-local wonders of my neighborhood--and let me hear about some of the delights in yours, too.
For more of Daisann McLane's Real Travels, check her National Geographic Traveler column, and look for her on Twitter @Daisann_McLane

I split my year between Hong Kong and New York, and just got back to my Brooklyn apartment a couple of weeks ago. Of course I'm feeling discombobulated--brutal jet lag and all--but I think that's a good thing. One of the advantages of never completely settling into a place is that you never get a chance to stop seeing it with fresh eyes. That's the great gift that traveling gives all of us. Even (especially) when we're in the most familiar surroundings, we can still feel the thrill of discovery. At home, we're tourists.
(Apologies to new wave rockers, the Gang of Four for stealing the title of their spectacular chugging guitar anthem!)
By the way, I use the word "tourist" in a kindly, not a pejorative way. You can be a Real Traveler and a tourist at the same time--it's a matter of attitude, thoughtfulness and point of view. As those of you who follow my National Geographic Traveler column know, I occasionally sign myself up to wear a little badge and follow a fellow with a yellow pennant and whistle. Because you can learn a lot about a culture by taking that great leap forward into its tourist attractions.
Anyway, I've been enjoying this time of readjustment to my Brooklyn haunts. Since my mind is still kind of in Hong Kong, and my ears are still poised to hear Chinese, the streets of my "new" neighborhood, Park Slope (where I've lived more than 15 years) feel truly foreign to me. I find myself wandering up and down the gorgeous, mid-summer avenues, some so lush with trees that they tunnel over the roadways, and absorbing the architectural details of the gorgeous brownstone rowhouses as carefully as if I were in Paris with a Michelin guide in hand.
I've actually had several weird encounters with checkout clerks, because I couldn't understand what they were trying to tell me (I've haven't yet switched from Cantonese to Brooklynese).
And I'm noticing stuff about the sometimes peculiar local culture that I doubt I would have noticed if I stayed at home year-round. For instance, there's this:
This is the fourth or fifth tableau I've seen like this in the last two weeks. Nobody in Park Slope, it seems, can bear to throw away a book. The love of books is hardwired into the local culture of my dear old neighborhood. We leave them, like foundlings, piled on doorsteps, balanced against wrought iron fences, even propped on top of walls. They stare at you as you pass by, begging like lost puppies, for a new home. And they say that print is dead!
I'll tell you more about the multiple attractions and delights of my quirky Brooklyn neighborhood (rated the #1 in New York by a very trendy magazine!) in an upcoming post. Meanwhile, I'm going to dive into one of my "foundling" book finds (yes, I picked one up for myself. How could I resist?)
Martin Yan's Culinary Journey Through China. I have been wondering why someone left it sitting, all by itself and lonely, on their Brooklyn stoop--were they daunted by the recipes? Did they move to China and figure they didn't need it anymore?
Mysteries never to be solved by this urban tourist. But the Chinese cookbook by the Canadian author is the perfect book for the neither-here-nor-there place I'm in right now.